Waking Up With Jon Batiste: Jazzify Your Alarm Clock


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE
SHOW”.” NOW, JON, HOW DID YOU SLEEP LAST
NIGHT?>>Jon: I SLEPT PRETTY GOOD
MAN, I SLEPT GOOD.>>Stephen: I DID NOT. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I KEPT WAKING UP WONDERING
WHETHER THE WRITER GUILDS STRIKE WAS GOING TO HAPPEN LAST NIGHT
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THAT ONCE BEFORE AND IT WAS TERRIBLE. I KEPT WAKING UP AND NOT
CHECKING MY PHONE.>>Jon: YOU DON’T WANT TO
KNOW.>KNOW.>>Stephen: I DON’T WANT TO
KNOW BECAUSE WHAT CAN I DO BUT I KEPT WAKING UP WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED. AND WAKING UP IS THE HARDEST
PART OF GETTING OUT OF BED. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JON? IS IT HARD FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF
BET BEDIN THE MORNING?>>Jon: YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU
WAKE UP AND YOU’RE KIND OF CRANKY AND IT TAKES YOU TWO TO
THREE TIMES TO GET INTO IT, SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE THAT
CRANKINESS OFF OF YOU.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE A SYSTEM
FOR SHAKE OFF THAT CRANKINESS?>>Jon: OH, YEAH, I SURE DO, I
HAVE A SYSTEM WITH THE NEW JON BATISTE ALARM CLOCK. JIM. HI, I’M JON BATISTE, AND I KNOW
MORNINGS ARE THE WORST. AND YOU KNOW WHY? ALARM CLOCKS.>>AAAAH! DANG ALARMS!>>Jon: ALARMS ARE THE WORST. BUT NOW YOU CAN WAKE UP TO JON
BATISTE WAY.>>HEY, IT’S MORNING! YEAH! 3 HEY, IT’S MORNING! YEAH! GOOD MORNING FROM ME AND MY BEST
FRIEND THE MELLED ONTIC CAN. I’VE GOT OPTIONS FOR EVERY
SLEEPER. ♪ COLD BLOOD ♪
HEY, WAKE UP! AND LIGHT SLIEPERS. ♪ COLD-BLOODED
WAKE UP ♪>>Jon: AND IF YOU DON’T WANT
TO GET OUT OF BED, THERE’S A SNOOZINGS ON. SNOOZE ACTIVATED. I GET TYOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR
DREAM ABOUT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE. THAT’S A GOOD ONE. I’LL LET YOU REST FOR FIVE
MINUTES AND THEN WAKE YOU UP. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO FOR FIVE
MINUTES? OH, I KNOW, I’M GOING TO MAKE ME
SOME BREAKFAST. ( DISHING CLANGING )
MAN, I’M OUT OF EGGS. OH, WELL. MAYBE I’LL WORK ON MY NEW REGGAE
TONE SONG. ( LOWND TONE )
WOOO! DOWN LOW, WAKING UP WITH JON
BATISTE TODAY. AND IF YOU USE A CLOCK AS AN
ALARM CLOCK, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU CAN’T MAKE CALLS ON THAT
THING! YOU’RE WELCOME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: THANK YOU, JON. THANK YOU, SIR. YOU AT HOME CAN GET ALL THOSE
TUNES ON OUR WEBSITE colbertlateshow.com. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GABERET
SIDIBAY. STICK AROUND.

100 thoughts on “Waking Up With Jon Batiste: Jazzify Your Alarm Clock

  1. Holy fuck they're right, he is annoying enough to wake people up just like an alarm clock buzzer.

  2. Jon is so freaking good when he does these segments, you need to let him do more so he doesn't have to try and shou this material over the monologue

  3. I did it. I downloaded the episode as an mp3 and then trimmed all of the cuts and now I have seven different Jon alarms. one for every day of the week

  4. I like Jon Batiste I just find it annoying when he interrupts Stephen during the show. It is distracting! It's ok if he has the camera panned over to him but man just the random interruptions can be very annoying. I'm only speaking for myself but I watch the show for Stephen, I don't think it's unreasonable to not enjoy his constant interruptions lol.

  5. I feel like Jon does so much better when his lines are rehearsed.
    I love him but his comedic timing feels a bit off during Steven's monologues.

  6. How about an Android version?
    I don't have an apple phone. For that matter Donald Trump doesn't have an apple phone! Poor Donald, poor me. SAD! 🙁

  7. I LOVE the Jon Batiste bits! It took me a while to warm up to him (I became a fan when he said his New Year's resolution was "to be a better friend"! Awwww…), but the bits he did on Jazz and New Orleans are fantastic.

  8. wtf with everyone thinking he said "oh lordy"… i always knew it was "cold blooded" and i'm not even english

  9. i need that snooze button bad. the sounds of jon batiste stammering around the kitchen making reggaeton hits. that's probably the most accurate definition for the snooze alarm.

  10. Whispered 'Cold blooded' might wake me up… But my two-alarm sequence of 'Sleepsong' and 'Do You Hear the People Sing' still works. If it ain't broke…

  11. "And if you tryin' to wake up with an alarm clock, what's wrong with you? You can't make calls on that thing."
    Well no. Of course not. But then, I don't need to be able to make calls on something in order to be able to use it to wake up. 🤷

  12. What's the point in a jazzy alarm clock if I cant wake up to John Batiste playing the lick over and over

  13. lol i love john batiste. When i first started watching this show I was like… who is that guy who keeps talking while I'm trying to watch colbert? Now it seems to go perfectly with the feel of the show. rock on guys.

  14. I need that snooze option and every snooze should get worse, like Jon cutting the grass and then in the traffic.

  15. Jon is adorable and an amazing musician and I love the uncle/nephew dynamic Colbert and he have.

  16. That's the perfect solution to snooze because you have to get up so you get so annoyed you leave

  17. WHY U NO ANDROID??????? I love Jon, this app would be the best thing ever honestly but I use lg.

  18. Melodica solos are fine. It's the random vocal sounds that add nothing to a punchline which irritate.

  19. Funny how you warm up to the guy, at first I was like 'Why the heck is that guy interupting Stephen's monologues,. so annoying' – After a while it was like 'Where's that annoying guy..'Colldd bloodeeedd…!!' ah there he is'

    Now a Colbert monologue just doesn't feel right without a random Batiste laugh somewhere in the mix, almost like they both planned this well in advance O_O

  20. Everyone talking about the COLD-BLOOODED, but I'm much more impressed with the snooze. That's some sadistic shit there.

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